Heat Demotivational Poster
HEY HONEY - I think the cat is in heat again ...
IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.
MEDIA - Showing the people what they want since decades.
ITS COMPLICATED -
SUMMER IN TEXAS - But it's a DRY heat
LIFE - Everything is easier when you know the cheat codes.
YOUR CHEATING HEART -
FATEFULNESS - We told you not to cheat on her. Did you listen? No. Is it to late to run? Yes.
IT'S HOT OUT THERE -
SUNLIGHT - dogs natural kriptonite...
HEATH LEDGER -
WHY BE HONEST - When lying is so much easier Does so much more damage Give you a feeling of power
CHEAT CODE - Up-Up-Right-A-Down-Left Right-Right-Grope-Squeeze-Lick
I'M SINGLE -
CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.
CHEATING WIFES - A survey found that TWICE as many women then men cheat on their partners. Since it takes two to tango... Who are those LUCKY BASTARDS they do it with?
17/9/2011 - Marks the date of the inaugrual ineligibowl, to be played against Ohio State and Miami.
COOLING OFF EH -
TIGER WOODS - Busted!
SO ERNIE? - Ya left me for Big Bird cause he looks like a big rubber ducky. How 'bout this for a big bird so start the ducking!
RUG SWEEPING - Later on you're gonna be tripping over that huge lump in the rug
SUPERHERO MOVIE THEATER - This would soooooooo happen!
HEAT MISER VS FREEZE MISER - And you thought your family was disfunctional.
LISTEN CAREFULLY -
THE CHEESE WIZ - A powerful sorcerer, his special brand of milk-based magic strikes fear into the hearts or many, especially those lactose intolerant bigots.
SWEET REVENGE -
HEATWAVE - "If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?"
BREAK A LEG -
NOT THE ONLY PLACE I HAVE ICICLES -
JACK NICHOLSON - Why so serious?
NINJA GUNS -
LYING TO BE PERFECT -
BETTER TIMES -
VODKA - For those days when you need a shoulder to cry on but your best friend is too busy... Screwing your girlfriend
TAKE HEALTH, ART, AND MUSIC OUT OF SCHOOLS THEY SAID - THERE WILL BE NO EFFECT ON THE CHILDREN THEY SAID
Pay Back's A Bitch -
YOUR CHEATIN HEART -
FIRE GOOD, FIRE BAD -
MEET ME IN ST. LOUIE - Oh, when the sun beats down And burns the tar up on the roof And your shoes get so hot You wish your tired feet were fireproof
PATRICA HEATON - Because I like Big Jugs.I like em alot aaaaa nom nom nom nom nom nom
TAMMY FAYE BAKER - Lord save us ... RIP
WASN'T ME -
CHEATING - I have never once beaten her in any game we played. But I am going to keep trying until I figure out Why I can not concentrate
GIRLS - A woman's place in public is to sit beside her husband, be silent, and be sure her hat is on straight. ~~Bess Truman
RELATIONSHIPS ARE LIKE COMPUTERS - They also have troubleshoot options
How hot is it? -
MORE COMMUNICATION -
PLACES I HAVE BEEN... -
TOMMY'S MOVIE REVIEWS - One finger up for the new Harry Potter movie.
SHERMAN'S MARCH TO THE SEA - Much easier than expected
GAME BOY DRESS - Undress cheat is: Start, A, B, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN....
RUBIK'S CUBE -
THE UNNATURAL -
GOOD MORNING -
AIR CONDITIONING OPTIONAL -
TRICKLE TRUTH - It's just the tip of the iceberg
CAN'T FIX THE CAR -
WHEAT THINS AND EASY CHEESE -
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN -
The Awful Truth -
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM -
MADE IT MA -
FIRE DANCER -
MARINE'S BEST FRIEND HIS WEAPON? -
THE OLD GRAY MARE SHE -
ACTING - It’s hard to take a role in someone’s life when you’re not even part of the script. -Anonymous
NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?
I'M NOT A WHORE OR A BITCH - I am just in heat...
THE BLAME GAME - It's more fun than you think!
HEAT MISER - Don King called. He wants his hair back.
HEATH LEDGER IS THE JOKER - May his soul rest in peace
HEROES - When did it become so bad to look up to an overweight alcoholic who swings a bat and cheats on his wife?
SUCH IS LIFE -
DON'T FORGET THE ASTERISK - Because steroids will only get you so far in baseball, after that you have nowhere else to go but down
IF WE SHARE BODY HEAT - We will both stay much wormer, believe me ...
THOSE THAT FORGET THE PASTA -
BEAT THE HEAT -
CHEATING - Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
THE REASON WHY HE STRAYED -
THIS KID -
CHEATERS - Want some wine with that CHEAT ... I mean CHEESE...
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